beccacath:

No joke for me.
I wish it was.

beccacath:

No joke for me.

I wish it was.

(via myownsinkingship)



I’m scared to even hold babies, I won’t hold a baby. I know, I know the thought would be, “Oh, well, you’re holding a baby, you’re gonna be careful, you won’t drop it.” Well, every time I hold my iPhone, I’m very careful, I drop it all the time. And lets be honest, I care more about my iPhone than most of these babies. I’m not gonna drop a baby and lose all my contacts.

I’m scared to even hold babies, I won’t hold a baby. I know, I know the thought would be, “Oh, well, you’re holding a baby, you’re gonna be careful, you won’t drop it.” Well, every time I hold my iPhone, I’m very careful, I drop it all the time. And lets be honest, I care more about my iPhone than most of these babies. I’m not gonna drop a baby and lose all my contacts.

(via flushwithcash)




“Hey, can I look at your computer for a second? I just wanna che-“

“Hey, can I look at your computer for a second? I just wanna che-“

(via seeminglyreal)